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Ernie Pantusso, commonly known as \"Coach\", is a fictional character on the American television show Cheers, portrayed by Nicholas Colasanto from 1982 to 1985. Coach is Sam Malone's former baseball coach, who becomes a bartender at Cheers under Sam's ownership. He is not \"worldly wise\" but has some shred of wit. He had a daughter, Lisa, who appeared in the episode \"Coach's Daughter\", by his late wife, Angela.
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