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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

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